December 5, 2007

When I Say Sake, You Say Bomb!

November 30th

How To Host A Sake Bomb Party

Step 1: Locate small cheap sushi place with BYOB policy that will allow an obnoxious loud party of 20

Step 2: Obtain obscene amounts of beer and sake

Step 3: Obtain culturally confused shot glass for dropping into your beer

Step 4: Chug Sake Bombs

Step 5: Order retarded large sushi boat and commence stuffing your face

Step 6: Convince random table of strangers whom are witnessing your repeated Sake Bombs to join you and give a toast

Step 7: Make out at the table.

Step 8: Break shit

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