November 7th
God Damn It!
Today marked the conclusion of "Poop Free In '07"! I was SO close to reaching the end of a calendar year without a bastard bird pooping on me! This now makes 16 total times I have been nailed by a bird! And no it is NOT good luck, I don't care what legend says! And no I will not write a sentence in this paragraph without an exclamation point!
Today marked the conclusion of "Poop Free In '07"! I was SO close to reaching the end of a calendar year without a bastard bird pooping on me! This now makes 16 total times I have been nailed by a bird! And no it is NOT good luck, I don't care what legend says! And no I will not write a sentence in this paragraph without an exclamation point!
This delightful graphic was created and sent to me a few hours after the incident by the talented HMIC! She knows all too well my hatred for the feathered fuckers! I'm thinking I might make a t-shirt out of it!
1 comment:
As I catch on your blog, and in turn, your life, I realize I had no idea you've been pooped on that many times. You have a charmed life thanks to that poop (and maybe a few other things).
You better thank your stars for rats with wings. You are one of the chosen!
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