November 30, 2007

Words Of Advice For The Inebriated

November 28th

What should you do after stealing a package of hamburger buns because you are slightly inebriated and feeling punchy? Why smash them against a hoity-toity New York window display making a bad pun on the word toast of course!

Also, what should you do after encountering a sad jack-o-lantern in the gutter when slightly inebriated and feeling really angry about work? Stomp on it of course.

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